From deep within the earth’s mantle, this little morsel was discovered by Jurassic Park’s most respected and renowned archaeologists (we’re talking about the first Jurassic Park; none of this Jurassic World BS). Harvesting this precious stone took many years, and countless costly resources. Entire forests were stripped and burned to the ground. Local native people were exploited until death for their cheap labour. Trillions of (borrowed) Euros were spent. Gallons of blood spilled. And as the final pieces were uncovered on that cold, rainy morning…it turns out they weren’t actually that good. We were just digging up old, dried pieces of cow poo. 

So we decided to scrap all that and just machine them from aluminium. Was much easier in the end.